Poverty Shopping District
It's been a long time. Have you all been well?
Welcome!
What'll it be?
Let's see... I'll take one of these.
And for those of you watching for the first time,
my name is Hayate Ayasaki, and I'm 16 years old.
Hayate Ayasaki
Here you go. Thank you.
After my parents forced a debt of 150 million yen onto me,
my life was very close to a dead end,
but one way or another,
I'm now Miss Nagi Sanzenin's butler.
My talent is...
Misfortune
Misfortune.
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On Duty Today
Klaus Hayate
Sure is a nice morning.
Good morning, Hinagiku-san.
Morning, Hayate-kun.
Hard at work early as always, I see.
Getting ready for a run again today?
Yeah.
I just can't get started if I don't run for about an hour.
Good luck.
I'll make some honey preserved lemons and wait for your return.
Uh... Thanks.
It's unusual to see you looking so tired in the morning, Maria-san.
Nagi is in much more energetic here than when we're in the mansion.
It's so hard to get her to sleep.
Just like a kitten.
She certainly is a handful.
Well...
Would you like some of these?
Oh my...
What are these for?
Relieving everyone's exhaustion is another part of a butler's job.
I'm back.
Hayate-kun, is it okay if I use the bath?
I've already filled it with hot water.
And these are ready as well.
Wow, thanks!
Okay, I'm going to grab a quick bath.
Hayate-kun certainly is the type who's popular with girls
Please wake up, Miss!
Like I'm gonna let you wake me up that way!
You'll be late.
Good morning, Chiharu-san.
What would you like for breakfast?
Then... I'll have bread and salad.
Certainly. I'll have it ready right away.
Life with a butler is crazy.
By the way, shouldn't your mistress be awake by now?
Well...
I've been trying to wake her for some time now,
but she remains stubbornly confined within her futon...
Crap, I overslept!
Life with a butler is crazy.
Do you all have your lunches?
Yeah.
Nishizawa-san, I made sure to include
the rolled omelet you asked for.
Yay! Thanks, Hayate-kun!
Bye then.
See you later!
Later.
Take care.
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Oh, Hayate-kun.
Are you studying?
Final exams start in two days.
I don't want to fail.
It must be difficult juggling school with being a butler.
I can't study much when everyone is here.
Nagi still isn't awake?
She should be up soon.
It's already 8:30!
Why didn't you wake me up, Hayate?!
I did wake you up!
I was really going to try hard starting today!
Why do I have to be late as soon as I start trying?!
Well then, stop staying up all night
and wake up properly in the morning!
If I could do that, my life would be easy!
Nagi, aren't you having breakfast?
No need! Hurry up, Hayate!
Y-Yes, Miss!
I'm back!
We're back.
Welcome home, both of you.
Everyone, it's time for dinner.
Thanks for dinner!
Let's play video games!
After studying and taking a bath.
Monster Peninsula Portable
Look! It's the newest one!
Y-You bought that?!
What say you? You can't beat this temptation!
You mustn't, Miss. We all have exams soon.
I'm back.
Welcome home. I'll get your dinner ready right away.
Okay, let's play video games!
I told you, after I've had a bath.
The hamster's in there now.
Long waits were made for gaming!
Only until my turn in the bath.
All right!
Gah, here comes one!
Quick, Paint! Use Paint!
What are you doing in the changing room?
Okay...
I guess I'll stop here and go take my bath.
Hayate-kun, what are you doing?
Preparations for tomorrow.
I want to make sure everyone gets the most delicious meal possible.
Sounds like hard work.
Do you have time to study?
Once I finish here, I plan to work hard until bedtime.
Oh, that's right...
I've got these soaking for tomorrow, too.
Look forward to them.
Thanks, Hayate-kun.
I'm sorry about this, Hayate-kun.
Having you carry her all the way from Chiharu-san's room...
Not at all. She is quite light.
Well, goodnight, Maria-san.
Goodnight, Hayate-kun.
This isn't good.
At the rate I'm going, I'll be right on the edge of failing.
No! I still have another day. I'll make it work.
Hayate-kun?
Y-Yes, come in.
Hinagiku-san? What's the matter?
W-Well, I thought I'd help you study, if you'd like.
What? I couldn't make you do that...
Call it my thanks for everything.
It's all I can do, though...
Thank you. That would be a great help.
I just happened to come to something I don't understand.
If I may... What is it?
It's problem 3 here...
It's a simultaneous equation.
Substitute x for this number, and...
Well then, goodnight.
Thank you very much.
Okay, one more shot...
Guess I should get to bed.
Sure is a nice morning.
Huh? That's weird...
Unusual to not see Hinagiku-san by now.
It must be because I kept her up late to help me study...
S-So sorry... I'm late...
Maria-san! What on earth is wrong?
I've felt dizzy all morning.
Perhaps I haven't slept enough...
You've obviously caught a cold!
Please, go back to bed!
I-I'm sorry...
If Maria-san has a cold, then...
It couldn't be!
Miss! Are you all right?!
Hayate...
My throat, my head, and my joints are killing me...
I was right!
I can't believe they both got sick...
Wait! Is it really just them?!
Hinagiku-san!
Good morning, Hayate-kun. Another invigorating morning.
Go to bed right now!
I'm fine. I can beat a cold with my willpower.
Just beat it with medicine!
He's right, Hina. Don't overdo it.
Chiharu-san!
Ha...
...ya...
...te...
...ku...
...n.
What do I do?
The apartment has turned into a field hospital...
Good morning!
Whoa, what happened?
Nishizawa-san! You're feeling all right?
Huh?
Must be nice... Idiots don't get sick...
Cough, cough, cough...
You too, Nishizawa-san?! You were fine until just now!
No, I'm sick! I really, really am sick!
I think I'm feverish, so I'm going back to bed! Bye!
So, we'll be taking the day off from school.
Thank you very much.
You look like you've lost your drive.
Oh, A-tan, you seem to be feeling all right.
Yes.
I can't believe everyone caught colds all at once.
You should be careful.
Hakuo has its very important final exams starting tomorrow.
When everyone else catches a cold the day before the exams...
It ends with you catching a cold on exam day and failing!
Don't jinx me!
I've studied so hard...
It is bound to turn out that way.
Misfortune loves you, after all.
I can't deny that...
It's sad, but it's your fate.
You have a cold too, A-tan?
I do not have a cold!
My head and throat are just hurting a little.
That's called a cold!
Anyway, just stay in bed and rest!
I'll go buy medicine right now!
But then you'll end up...
That doesn't matter!
I am the butler to Miss Nagi, and everyone else in this apartment!
No matter how it ends for me, I will make you all feel better!
Then buy some doujinshi while you're out!
Hayate Ayasaki
Occupation: Butler
Talent:
Misfortune
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Commercial Connecting Theater!
Oh, you're playing a game, Hayate-kun?
Yes, it's a remake of VII that supports StreetPass.
Why are you playing so frantically?
Why? Because I'm the only one Miss Nagi links up with.
Did you get the new stone tablet yet, Hayate?!
That sounds rough.
It is rough.
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Commercial Connecting Theater!
Come on, making me wear this...
Sorry, sorry.
Where did you get this outfit, anyway?
It's one of Maria's regular outfits.
It is not and you know it!
Time for the final exams.
My goal is to not get a failing grade.
This is the time to show the fruits of my hard work.
And on this important day...
Crap. My head is killing me.
I'm dizzy... Really dizzy...
This is totally a cold.
Just like A-tan said.
I studied so hard, and now it'll all go to waste.
I'll just have to take this medicine and cover it up.
Good morning.
G-Good morning!
Are you feeling better already?
Yes, thank you.
But are you all right, Hayate-kun?
Huh?
You took care of us all, so I was worried you might catch our cold.
Not a cha—
U-Um...
You did catch it?
I... well...
You caught my cold?
You caught a cold on the day of final exams because of me?!
N-Not at all...
Hakuo kicks people out for getting too many failing grades,
and you caught a cold because of me?!
A butler...
No, a man has to hold on to his pride sometimes!
What are you talking about? I could never catch a cold!
Really?! That's my Hayate!
W-Well, of course!
I can knock a cold down with one finger!
Amazing! Amazing! That's my Hayate!
You better believe it!
Food tastes much better when you're healthy, huh?
Yeah! It's all thanks to Hayate-kun!
I'm glad everyone's feeling better.
It really is important to have a butler in your life.
Hayate, tea, please!
Yes, right away.
My legs weigh a ton.
Good morning, Hayate-kun and Nagi.
Oh, Ruka-san...
What are you doing here?
The DVD of my Las Vegas concert is done,
so I wanted to give you copies.
Hayate-kun, you don't look so good. Want a ride to school?
Oh, no, I'm fine.
What's that?!
Are you trying to say Hayate has a cold?!
Don't lump him in with all those other weaklings!
You better believe it!
I see. Well, later, then.
See you later, Hayate.
My exam is in a different classroom, so this is my stop.
Okay. Take care.
This situation sucks.
I'm cold, my joints ache,
and I'd say I have a fever of at least 100 degrees.
I've got to save enough strength to not get a failing grade...
Hayate-kun!
Huh? Did I push that hard?
N-No...
Are you not feeling well?
I'm totally fine! I'm always feeling well!
Thank goodness.
I thought I'd given you my cold.
No! You needn't worry!
Good luck.
I helped you study, so you'd better do well.
O-Of course!
I won't forgive you if you fail, okay?
R-Right...
The exam starts at 9:30...
I should get to class early and save my strength.
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow!
Sharna-chan!
I ate a daifuku someone had left as an offering to Ksitigarbha,
and now my stomach... my stomach just started to hurt!
Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow!
That's called a punishment, Fumi-chan.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Someone's going to have to carry me to the infirmary at
the opposite side of the school building, about one kilometer away!
Someone carry me!
Hey! Did you see that, Sharna-chan?!
He just pretended not to see me!
Inhumane! It's inhumane to ignore someone who's weak!
Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow!
Oh, fine! I just have to take you there, right?!
He's being condescending! He's being condescending, Sharna-chan!
Infirmary
Not only did that waste a ton of energy, it wasted a ton of time!
Even if I run straight to the classroom from here,
I don't even know if I'll make it through the exam now...
Who's calling me now?
Hayate-sama...
Yes?
Is the young master's new shop going to be okay?
What's going on?
He's been collecting new funds to boost profits,
but he needs a business proposal in order to get a loan.
Oh...
I don't know anything about doujinshi and the like...
So, I'll read the paperwork he wrote to you.
Would you think it over with me?
Um, do we have to do that right now?
Are you busy with something?
Well, sort of...
I understand.
If things don't go well
because Hayate-sama the work expert wouldn't listen,
and both the young master
and I die in some freezing northern country,
I suppose it can't be helped...
Oh, fine! Just five minutes!
A terrible monster has appeared!
What?
A huge monster appeared about two kilometers up ahead,
and it's trying to swallow up the world!
Right, right.
And to defeat it, we basically need 1000cc of Hayate-sama's blood...
Yep, yep.
You have to go there right now and do something!
So there you go. Take care of it.
I just have to go there, right?
Math II English Classical Lit.
Okay, you may begin.
Katsura-chan, Hayata-kun isn't here yet.
Then, since he's late, Ayasaki-kun gets a zero—
Sorry I'm late.
You're late, Ayasaki—
What happened to you?!
Nothing. I was just late.
W-Well then, take your seat.
Right.
Just relax. My hit points aren't down to zero yet.
If I give up, it's game over.
I'm so bored during exams...
Focus. Focus.
I have to focus.
Softly...
Focus!
Run! Run! Run!
That's...
I'm back.
I managed to get through the test,
but I've hit every limit I have.
But now I have to prepare dinner...
Welcome home!
U-Um, what is...
We were getting tired of waiting, Hayate!
We all made dinner to thank you for taking care of us.
Just for today.
Happy, aren't you? Be happy, Hayate!
All Nagi did was sneak bites.
I was taste testing!
I made the salad!
The fried chicken is awesome.
Everyone...
How nice for you.
Thank you so much.
Okay, go wash your hands.
Sure.
You had a long day, Hayate-kun.
I'm sort of sorry they took the trouble...
What's this?
You scratch our back, we scratch yours.
Thank you.
Hey, we're out of soy sauce!
I'll go buy some right away!
Pick up Sunday while you're out!
I bought soy sauce.
Next time, it's Miss Nagi's turn.
Give me your hand, Hayate.
What?
Don't you know what a Cutie Touch is?
You do a high five along with a cheer!
What is that?
Shout it out, Hayate! Nice Cutie!
Nice Cutie!
Cutie Maker! Hey!
Hey!
What does that mean?